2 i'm pretty sure that's how rumors get started

Yesterday, while scarfing down my banana and peanut butter, I heard a loud, boisterous "You pregnant?" Uhm..Me? I looked at my stomach. I looked at my food. And I glanced around the room to find myself alone with one person looking at me for an answer. "No," I said a little puzzled. "Oh, usually peanut butter is a dead giveaway that you's pregnant."

Are you serious? She must have missed the PC class that states "thou shall never ask a woman if she's pregnant unless thou knows for certain that she is."

PS. Peanut butter is amazing. No matter what the status of your uterus is!

(Also, I should note that I'm teaching summer school for a few weeks. This was NOT just a random person watching me eat. It was a co-worker.)